Made to order. Printed in 3–5 business days before shipping. Most orders arrive within 6–10 business days.
Some people earn certifications. Others earn them the hard way.
The Certified Dumbass T-Shirt is for anyone who’s made questionable decisions, survived them, and lived to laugh about it. Simple, bold, and guaranteed to get a reaction from friends, coworkers, and anyone who knows your track record.
Printed on a premium Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed heavyweight t-shirt for a soft, broken-in feel from day one.
Wear it proudly. You’ve earned it.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems
