Chore Whore Farm Doesn’t Run Itself T-Shirt

Made to order. Printed in 3–5 business days before shipping. Most orders land within 6–10 business days.

If you’ve ever finished feeding animals, fixed a fence, hauled feed, cleaned stalls, and still had a list a mile long, this shirt gets it.

The Chore Whore Farm Doesn’t Run Itself T-Shirt is made for the people who keep everything moving behind the scenes. Equal parts farm humor and hard truth, it’s the perfect shirt for farmers, ranchers, homesteaders, and anyone who knows chores don’t take a day off.

Whether you’re up before sunrise or still working after dark, this design proudly celebrates the reality of farm life.

Because the farm isn’t going to run itself.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size guide

	WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝