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My Retirement Plan Has Chickens T-Shirt

My Retirement Plan Has Chickens T-Shirt

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Made to order. Printed in 3–5 business days before shipping. Most orders land within 6–10 business days.

Some people have a 401k… others have chickens.

If your idea of retirement involves fresh eggs, dirt under your boots, and a coop out back, this one’s for you. Built for folks who’d rather trade stress for simple living and wouldn’t have it any other way.

Perfect for backyard chicken keepers, homesteaders, and anyone dreaming of a slower, better kind of life.
• Soft, comfortable fit for everyday wear
• Clean, bold print that stands out
• Great gift for chicken lovers and farm life folks
• Made for those who work hard and live simple

Backroad Prints — Rural. Rowdy. Real.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

Size guide

  WIDTH (inches) LENGTH (inches) SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S 18 ¼ 26 ⅝ 16 ¼
M 20 ¼ 28 17 ¾
L 22 29 ⅜ 19
XL 24 30 ¾ 20 ½
2XL 26 31 ⅝ 21 ¾
3XL 27 ¾ 32 ½ 23 ¼
4XL 29 ¾ 33 ½ 24 ⅝
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