Toodle-Oo Mother F*cker - T-Shirt

Not every goodbye needs to be polite.

This one flaps away with attitude.

The “Toodle-Oo Mother F*cker” tee is for the ones who don’t storm out — they exit with style. Featuring a deceptively cute bird and a farewell that hits a little harder than expected, this design lives comfortably in the Unhinged category.

Perfect for:
• Family gatherings
• Work meetings you’re mentally done with
• Passive-aggressive exits
• People who smile while burning bridges



• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
• 7/8″ double-needle topstitched collar
• Twill-taped neck and shoulders for extra durability
• Double-needle armhole, sleeve, and bottom hems

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